the pope game

my art is featured in the new issue of portland modern http://www.radiusstudio.com/portlandmodern/ . so just watching tv and i realized that space age polymer = good. just an observation. it seems like if it were just a polymer it woldnt be special. so the last dream was pretty odd. i was on a reality show taht was ment to pick the next pope. but it was done "this is your life" style. so i "naturaly" was the favorite to be pope. and part of the show was showing the good deeds adn miracles each contestant had done in their life. i had 2 wonderfull things to my credit. the first was a emotional graphic showing of footage of me performing some wierd foot surgurey on someone where i choped off someones foot and attached it to someone else. i was so moved by the showing of this that i almost started crying in my floating barber chair that i was sitting in. the second thing i invented a doughnut filled with meat.... kinda like a hamburger tempua..... but i guess this was good enough to make me pope.