gus has the flu

in this one im driving to work early in the morning like i always do its dark and rainy. but as i set out i have to avoid cats lots of them running out of the woods and into the street in front of my car. the further i go the more cats come running in waves. adn all the whole time there is this lottery billboard flashing 20 million in big red letters. gus is my dogs name, gus has the flu

derek has no head

this is a great dream that derek jo brocket sent me. its so good that i thought id post it. good times-

this was all a dream! you see. .well, there was this head on the top shelf of my closet. it seemed as if only i knew it was there. it was alive. it would talk and bob around as if it knew it all. short cropped hair and wrinkled face. i got sick of its shit and got a chair, climbed up to the top, and let the head have it. i saw the head was dead then, but no blood, then it sort of exploded in it to the point where it is a big mess. i get paranoid, but i remember that no body even knows the head exists but me. then people start asking about the head, 'how-s the head? they ask. the head's children come around asking, 'have you seen the head?' it is awful. then weeks later in reality, i see that the head is really somebody that is in the news as of late.

- so derek where is the head?
so robert is out of town this week he hates sushi and most asian foods. so while he is gone me and stephen are eating silly amounts of pan asian delights. our bellies full with delights and seasonings from afar.

also we are givng a home to a dog we met at the humane society. his new name is Gus (his old name was "jungles") he is a little short hair jack russel puppy. he beggs and howels. he is perfect.

ok so eif news and stuff...ok there are 2-3ish things in the works. some releases mostly all waiting my print gocco japanese printing machine. well the first thing that will likely get finished is the tract records 4 way split cd with songs from me derek joe brockett, theath, and grumpy bear. the packaging will be tree theemed. and will be done in a month or so.
the next thing to be compleated is a little artist book to be accompanied with a heavy lids disk as a sound track. its gonna be limeited to 100 hand made copies. and probably will be sold at shows and on the website somehow and maybe at gallery shows.
sleepy now
time for bed

maybe ill drive a semi someday

so i had this thought the other day and really the whole thing is embarrasing (robert told me how to spell that) . i was driving in my car and i passed a big semi tractor trailor and i thought to myself that ill probably never know what its like to drive one. well for some reason this really bummed me out. i never really knew that i wanted to drive one but the thought of dying without ever sitting behind the wheel really distrubed me. what ever so to make myself feel better i made a pact with myself that i would not turn down the opportunity if it arose... turning 31 has been a little strange for me. among the realizations that came to me on my birthday were the awareness of some strange mental habbits. i realize that every and i mean every single time im in the car and i see mag wheels on another car i think about how much fun it would be to stick a carrot (yes carrot) into the moving wheel. the other thing i do is pretend that i have a powerfull laser that i hold and cut all the trees down for miles and miles and miles.... i bet your afraid that ill be driving a truck thinking all these batty things. and your right to be i guess.

the pope game

my art is featured in the new issue of portland modern http://www.radiusstudio.com/portlandmodern/ . so just watching tv and i realized that space age polymer = good. just an observation. it seems like if it were just a polymer it woldnt be special. so the last dream was pretty odd. i was on a reality show taht was ment to pick the next pope. but it was done "this is your life" style. so i "naturaly" was the favorite to be pope. and part of the show was showing the good deeds adn miracles each contestant had done in their life. i had 2 wonderfull things to my credit. the first was a emotional graphic showing of footage of me performing some wierd foot surgurey on someone where i choped off someones foot and attached it to someone else. i was so moved by the showing of this that i almost started crying in my floating barber chair that i was sitting in. the second thing i invented a doughnut filled with meat.... kinda like a hamburger tempua..... but i guess this was good enough to make me pope.